I posted more last night, then decided it was too heavy on the WTF factor, unposted, sat and looked at it all day today, changed about three words and it's going back up tonight. If it's TOO wtf for you, tell me, okay? I'm trying to explain everything sensibly, but it's hard to do that with such a complicated idea in a show-don't-tell format. And I'm babbling now, so I'll just stop it right this instant and say THANK YOU!

*hugs you tight to keep you warn*