Let's talk about girlie things

[alliecat8]

Um, we're all girls here, right? So I can say, without fear of this being TMI, that back in college I named my monthly curse "Fred." I can't remember why, but it came in handy ("Fred needs some chocolate ice cream from the DQ, dear") until the day 7 years ago that I murdered him with a hysterectomy. Flash-forward a few years and my daughter walks in from school. "Mom," she says, "Benry is craving cake."

She has named her period "Benry." Because, she says, he always shows up when he's not wanted and causes all sorts of trouble.

bwahahahaha