Hee, no wonder you didn't expect crack!fic -- how often do I write it? But what the hell, if everybody's fighting over Sawyer, might as well add Vincent into the mix. ;)

I ♥ you for putting me in the newletter as a last-last-minute addition. And the idea of Jack and Juliet fighting over Sawyer for realz is intriguing...en guarde, anyone?