to me, this is a crisis. to you, it means I can't exactly spam til I go to the dr.

[alliecat8]

In the interest of full disclosure, I must inform my readers (hee, that sounds so IMPORTANT! Y'all ARE important, also slightly nuts for reading this nonsense) that I FUCKING NEED GLASSES. OR I NEED FUCKING GLASSES. OR FUCK, I NEED GLASSES. Any way you look at it (bwahahahahahaha, I'm funny...not?) I can't see to read anymore. That means I can't see to type. HOW CAN A SPAM QUEEN DO HER SPAM DUTIES IF SHE CAN'T SEE??? I SEE NO CREATIVE SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM, MAYBE BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE SQUAT. That means that although I've been getting scripts for reading glasses for the last 3 years, I've been throwing them in the garbage but now I need to fill the next one. I mean, they look GREAT on some people but they make my face look like Barney without the purple. Also Barney doesn't wear glasses. Still, use your imagination. THIS CALLS FOR A TEMPER TANTRUM, BRB.

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[ficangel.livejournal.com]

MAYBE YOU CAN GET CONTACTS. OR TOTES COOL SEXY LIBRARIAN GLASSES.

IDK, WE HAVE NO uberaeryn ON HAND, SOMEONE HAS TO DO THE CAPSLOCK DUTIES.

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

I MIGHT LOOK LIKE A LIBRARIAN IN LIBRARIAN GLASSES. WHCIH SCARES ME A LOT. MIXED HIPPIE CHICKS AND LIBRARIANS JUST MAKE FOR BAD MOJO, Y'KNOW? EVEN THOUGH THEY LOOK VERY NEW YORK ON EVERYONE ELSE. *SIGHS, BUT STAYS STUCK IN THE SIXTIES*

I CAN GET CONTACTS. I EVEN KNOW HOW TO PUT THEM IN 'CAUSE I HAVE NON-SCRIPT COLORED ONES. I'M JUST RESISTANT. GLASSES, PHOOEY. I WANT VIRGIN EYES. THOUGH YOU ARE NOT PLAYING FAIR W/THE COOKIE-BABE AND THE SEXY SHADES.

I raise you one Kris and one Adam. ;p