I am most definitely NOT needing Jonases, I'm quite happy with thinking dirty thoughts about my Avetts - they meet the rules of the hook-up formula, which is half your age plus seven.

Now you've got me thinking who I could slash them with...it'd have to be other bands or it just wouldn't work for me (I couldn't have Seth arrested by my H5-0 boys for having that silly caterpillar on his lip, for instance, because it crosses genres and I'm - forgive the pun - anal about not doing that), and this I think would make me a part of bandom...what have you DONE???