Where in the world is Allie?

Hey, y'all, I'm not here.

I'm just pretending to be here for a sec 'cause I think I'm friended with all (most? hopefully ALL) of the luau gals and although I was keeping up pretty well with both my reading and writing, Thing 2 had a Teen Moment (kinda like a Senior Moment only bitchier) and refused to go for her summer visit with her grandma unless I went with. I'd write it up to snotty kid-ish-ness but I could see that under the attitude was that teenage terror of feeling awkward, and it wouldn't hurt me to visit my mom anyhow, so I'm suddenly in TN for a few days. Meaning I will FALL BEHIND ON THE LUAU, CURSES!!! I wanted this to be the first year I got through it steadily and calmly and dramalessly and made each Queen feel like a Queen on her Queenly day (or at least somewhere in close proximity thereof). The best laid plans are doomed to the shitter, or something like that, and anyhow, that's why I'm behind and I've learned that when I promise I'll catch up, I never do. Ergo, if I don't promise, I WILL, so, no promises. (That makes sense, right?) Have fun while I'm gone. I'll be back Monday.

LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥