DAMN!

[alliecat8]

...why do I always come back from unannounced hiatuses with explosive bad words? I just noticed that trend. Hmm.

Wait, WHAT? Okay, so, I'm on eponine119's computer. I'll explain in a sec what I'm doing there. And I was typing up there ^ and had more to say, but I typed "hmm" and (grah! it did it again! And it did it to "grah", too!). Her computer underlines words it doesn't recognize in red. I mean, not just like in Word, which is a perfectly normal place for one's computer to criticize them, but on LJ, too! I swear, Megan betas everything, my fics, my layout, my packing, and now her computer is beta-ing my LJ post. Sheesh.

;)

So, here I am at eponine119's house!!! And this makes me want to squee even though her computer has issues with words like "squee." AND, I'm hanging out with Megan (who is like the coolest friend EVER) today and tomorrow and yesterday I spent the day with zelda_zee (who is like the coolest friend EVER...what?! I have cool friends, ay?). And before that I was on a boat in Alaska. Wait, that's wrong, before that I was in Canada (where I didn't get to see gottalovev and hkath -- who are like the coolest friends EVER, of course! -- because they are on the other side of the country *sad sigh*) and before THAT I was on a boat (er, ship) in Alaska. And it didn't have Internet access. Which leads me back to my original point (see title).

DAMN, I missed you guys!!!!!

Tomorrow I'll see Portland for the first time, and the next day I'm flying home, and after I've recovered from Anchorage and Seward and Juno and Skagway and I forget where-all and Vancouver and Victoria and Washington and Oregon (and we shall not mention that Tenth Circle of Hell, the Atlanta airport), I'll tell you all about it! I swear I will, I won't forget like I did all the other times.

MISS YOU, *SMOOCHES*, HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING? WHAT IS EVERYBODY DOING? I'M almost BACK! did you even know I was gone?

P.S. AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY NIECE-CAT STORYKITTY, BUT NOW I HAVE TO GO PLAY WITH HER. :D

Comments

[eponine119.livejournal.com]

I think Storykitty likes you way better than she does me. You better check your luggage before you go. Unless I manage to keep you here...*evil laugh*

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

I checked; there are no Storykitties hanging out in my luggage. Reports have it that she was last seen absconding with -- and subsequently torturing -- pens somewhere in your neighborhood.

Since I'm bad at identifying pen-thieves just by their noses and whiskers I have to ask -- is that really her in your icon or is it her body double?

[eponine119.livejournal.com]

That's her! Hiding in the dish box.

I found one of her pen stashes. So I got back my favorite blue pen, but she took the purple one in retaliation.

[crickets.livejournal.com]

1. You're cute!
2. I like your layout - is this new?
3. Sounds like you've had an awesome trip! Did you kiss the ground in Anchorage? That's muh birthplace! (My computer does that too. Apparently, "muh" is not a word that it's ever heard of.)

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

1. *giggles and blushes*

2. It IS new! It's a long story, but the abridged version is that HP, for reasons known only to them, stole my Sawyer header and installed one of their own, using their logo, and it was total suckage around here for a few weeks. Then when they finally stopped holding my journal hostage, I got too lazy to put Sawyer back (shhhh! it's only temporary!) and I found this header, which is all wake-me-up-on-a-summer-morning bright. I'm convinced that the squiggles in this header are really an "S" (for Sawyer) and a "J" (for Jack), thus releasing me from my obligation to get up off my lazy ass THIS VERY MINUTE and put my boyfriends back where they belong.

3. I DID kiss the ground in Anchorage! I wondered why I was doing that! Something irresistible just said I should. :D (And of COURSE "muh" is a word. MY computer, which has enough common sense not to argue with me when I SAY a word is a word, agrees.)

[hkath.livejournal.com]

I knew you were gone! I saw zelda_zee talking about hanging out with you and was jealous of you both! Hope you've been having an awesome time! Did my country do anything crazy to you? :D

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

ZZ is a Great American Tour Guide, but someday I need to get to your part of your country so you can be my Great Canadian Tour Guide. *nods* As for what your country did to me, well, 1) it made me break out my sunglasses, once I'd remembered what that big pretty yellow shiny thing up in the sky was (in Alaska, The sun does not shine, it is too wet to play....); 2) also re:^ (the sunglasses), your country is very sparkly (everything is so CLEAN!), and 3) for some reason all that beautiful weather and clean countryside made me sleepy, so unfortunately I slept thru a lot of it. That just means I get to come back soon when I'm awake, though, right?

[siluria]

*SQUISHES*

Missing you too!!!! Although I do hope you're having a good time xx

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

Your icons were disigned to confuse me...where to lick FIRST?! Everywhere all at once seems to be the correct answer. Now what were we talking about? Had a fab time, made many memories, and Im back to be on home turf here rumor has it our boys are too.

[siluria]

Well I'm glad you're home safe :)

I do believe icons were made to distract people, me included.... was I saying something???

[bbmarcello.livejournal.com]

So, basically you've just done half a Ring of Fire, bwah! So, when you getting your ass over to THIS side of the pond?! Sheesh!

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

I've now done the Full Ring, and besies the occasional wift of steam and sulphur, we're no worse for the experience. Tho the devil likes to snag Alaska shirts, because somehow mine never made it back.

Your side of the pond is, like, 2nd on my aggenda but right now your dollar kicks my poor dollars' ass. Hence my icon

[fosfomifira.livejournal.com]

It sounds like you had an awesome time.

I'm so envious - in a good, positive way- of you guys who get to meet each other. You have so much fun together!

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

All it was missing was YOU. If Megan and I travel the Western Caribbean in December, will we come *anywere* in the vicinity of you???

[fosfomifira.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid not:( You need to hit the South-east Pacific to get anywhere near me.

Having said that, I thoroughly plan on winning the lottery before the end of the year so I can drop by for a visit.

[gottalovev.livejournal.com]

sounds like a great time! I am envious in fact. and you were wayyyyy too far away even if in Canada, sometimes I wish I could fold this country to get to places easier!

ohhh, my browser has auto-correct too, I like it though ;)

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

Someday we're gonna have to initiaget the folding-countries plan, because if they can do it with...who the heck are they (Verizon?)surely we're smarter than them. And it's a bitch that I've now seen bits and pieces of your country but still feel like I've only scratched the serface. We MUST fix that soon!