*clears throat*
GAH, remember the good ol' days with me and
uberaeryn spamming LJ eleventy-seven times a day? WHY THE HELL NOT???? Capslocks, random outbursts, and lunatic questions WERE the norm. I guess I'll have to do it w/o Uberaeryn, which will make me look like even more of a loony than I am. UNLESS I CAN LURE HER OUT OF HIDING????????
WHY WON'T MY MARDI GRAS BEADS STAY ON MY LAMP? I THINK THEY'RE MUTINING (is that a word) BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN TO MARDI GRAS, WHICH IS SHOCKING AND APPALLING AND DREADFUL AND IT MEANS I HAVE TO GO TO MARDI GRAS NEXT MONTH. SHOULD I FLASH MY BOOBS?
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WHY WON'T MY MARDI GRAS BEADS STAY ON MY LAMP? I THINK THEY'RE MUTINING (is that a word) BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN TO MARDI GRAS, WHICH IS SHOCKING AND APPALLING AND DREADFUL AND IT MEANS I HAVE TO GO TO MARDI GRAS NEXT MONTH. SHOULD I FLASH MY BOOBS?
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God, I love Mardi Gras.
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FLASH 'EM BABY! Heeheehee.
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I'll flash, but if pics show up on the Internet, I'll...oh, what the hell, if they're good 'uns, I'll be proud! :)
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and usually if you email her she'll email back. although I usually save it for emergencies.
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No email. She knows she can come to the party any time she wants to.
I knew you wouldn't say a word about Bourbon Street. WANNA GO? :P
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Did my cartwheel icon just start doing strange things or has it always been like that and I just now noticed?
Or are my eyes worse than I thought? *iz skeered*
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The icon looks a bit odd to me too actually...
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NO, YOU DON'T NEED TO FLASH YOUR BOOBS TO GET BEADS! YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR BOOB FLASHING!
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BUT WHAT IF I WANT TO FLASH MY BOOBS? WHAT IF IT'S ONE OF THE THINGS I WANNA DO BEFORE I DIE? AND THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD ONES...WELL, WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM THOSE STICK-ON WATER THINGIES THAT HOLD 'EM UP...BUT I WON'T TELL IF YOU DON'T. THAT WAS TOTAL TMI, WASN'T IT?
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Dammit, I need a WTF icon.
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Second order of business: MY SOUTHERN PEEPS, PLEASE EXPLAIN TO MY FAVORITE KIWI(um, that would be
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I think Mardi Gras as a whole may need to be explained... boob and beads are all a complete mystery here!
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*SPAMS*
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*SITS ON YOU*
*LEAVES HANDS FREE SO YOU CAN SPAM*
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lol, Mardi Gras is just one of those USA things that I do not understand. Wikipedia could hit me with 20 pages, and I still would. not. get it.
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There's a discussion in my journal that might help the Mardi Gras confusion. I dont' think that the non-Americans quite qet the reason why the 25-cent beads become like solid gold for one night, except that it's crazy moon-madness tradition...I guess you just have to be there. ;)
Although I've never been *obligatory pout*, I still get it. I'm so close I picked it up by osmosis. One of these days I'm gonna go and pick it up for real (oh btw, the nightshirt I'm wearing says, "I tried being normal. It sucked. - Bourbon Street, New Orleans) and hang my beads all over my cubby and NEVER explain how I got them!
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*plans and schemes*
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