*clears throat*
GAH, remember the good ol' days with me and
uberaeryn spamming LJ eleventy-seven times a day? WHY THE HELL NOT???? Capslocks, random outbursts, and lunatic questions WERE the norm. I guess I'll have to do it w/o Uberaeryn, which will make me look like even more of a loony than I am. UNLESS I CAN LURE HER OUT OF HIDING????????
WHY WON'T MY MARDI GRAS BEADS STAY ON MY LAMP? I THINK THEY'RE MUTINING (is that a word) BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN TO MARDI GRAS, WHICH IS SHOCKING AND APPALLING AND DREADFUL AND IT MEANS I HAVE TO GO TO MARDI GRAS NEXT MONTH. SHOULD I FLASH MY BOOBS?
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WHY WON'T MY MARDI GRAS BEADS STAY ON MY LAMP? I THINK THEY'RE MUTINING (is that a word) BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN TO MARDI GRAS, WHICH IS SHOCKING AND APPALLING AND DREADFUL AND IT MEANS I HAVE TO GO TO MARDI GRAS NEXT MONTH. SHOULD I FLASH MY BOOBS?
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NO, YOU DON'T NEED TO FLASH YOUR BOOBS TO GET BEADS! YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR BOOB FLASHING!
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BUT WHAT IF I WANT TO FLASH MY BOOBS? WHAT IF IT'S ONE OF THE THINGS I WANNA DO BEFORE I DIE? AND THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD ONES...WELL, WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM THOSE STICK-ON WATER THINGIES THAT HOLD 'EM UP...BUT I WON'T TELL IF YOU DON'T. THAT WAS TOTAL TMI, WASN'T IT?