to me, this is a crisis. to you, it means I can't exactly spam til I go to the dr.

[alliecat8]

In the interest of full disclosure, I must inform my readers (hee, that sounds so IMPORTANT! Y'all ARE important, also slightly nuts for reading this nonsense) that I FUCKING NEED GLASSES. OR I NEED FUCKING GLASSES. OR FUCK, I NEED GLASSES. Any way you look at it (bwahahahahahaha, I'm funny...not?) I can't see to read anymore. That means I can't see to type. HOW CAN A SPAM QUEEN DO HER SPAM DUTIES IF SHE CAN'T SEE??? I SEE NO CREATIVE SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM, MAYBE BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE SQUAT. That means that although I've been getting scripts for reading glasses for the last 3 years, I've been throwing them in the garbage but now I need to fill the next one. I mean, they look GREAT on some people but they make my face look like Barney without the purple. Also Barney doesn't wear glasses. Still, use your imagination. THIS CALLS FOR A TEMPER TANTRUM, BRB.

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[txvoodoo.livejournal.com]

I have NO SYMPATHY. My eyes fluctuate daily (thank you, menopause!) In front of me right now are FIVE pairs of glasses and that's not counting the pair on my face.

Welcome to my world ;)

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

*jaw hits floor*

Is THAT what it is? Menopause? Because I just found out I was in menopause on Monday. Well hell. Hey, what if I just don't use any, then, and use an eyepatch each day for the one that's working worst? Then they'd both get exercise, right, and I could pretend I was, um, one of those pirate dudes that my flist is loony over.

[txvoodoo.livejournal.com]

It coincided with it with me, and my doc said it's not unsuual.

And I *do* need the glasses, don't think you can slide out of that! It's not about exercising them, it's about them changing shape!