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In the interest of full disclosure, I must inform my readers (hee, that sounds so IMPORTANT! Y'all ARE important, also slightly nuts for reading this nonsense) that I FUCKING NEED GLASSES. OR I NEED FUCKING GLASSES. OR FUCK, I NEED GLASSES. Any way you look at it (bwahahahahahaha, I'm funny...not?) I can't see to read anymore. That means I can't see to type. HOW CAN A SPAM QUEEN DO HER SPAM DUTIES IF SHE CAN'T SEE??? I SEE NO CREATIVE SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM, MAYBE BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE SQUAT. That means that although I've been getting scripts for reading glasses for the last 3 years, I've been throwing them in the garbage but now I need to fill the next one. I mean, they look GREAT on some people but they make my face look like Barney without the purple. Also Barney doesn't wear glasses. Still, use your imagination. THIS CALLS FOR A TEMPER TANTRUM, BRB.

Date: 2010-01-31 08:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alliecat8.livejournal.com
*jaw hits floor*

Is THAT what it is? Menopause? Because I just found out I was in menopause on Monday. Well hell. Hey, what if I just don't use any, then, and use an eyepatch each day for the one that's working worst? Then they'd both get exercise, right, and I could pretend I was, um, one of those pirate dudes that my flist is loony over.

Date: 2010-01-31 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] txvoodoo.livejournal.com
It coincided with it with me, and my doc said it's not unsuual.

And I *do* need the glasses, don't think you can slide out of that! It's not about exercising them, it's about them changing shape!

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