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[alliecat8]

BREAKING NEWS: I need to know how to stalk a celebrity. I swear if I catch them I'll be gentle. (so gentle that there's a 97% chance I'll pass out before I ever approach them and a 100% chance I'll die happy, right on the spot, if they speak to me) Is there anybody out there who knows how to stalk?

ETA: I just asked a large group of fangirls if they know how to stalk. If nobody answers me, I'm gonna LAUGH and POINT MY FINGERS and CALL YOU WUSSIES! ;)

Comments

[crickets.livejournal.com]

I only know how to stalk through google alerts. Does virtual stalking count?

[emiliglia.livejournal.com]

Do they have a Twitter? Because then they'll pretty much do all the stalking for you - LOL.

[bittersweet325.livejournal.com]

If you have a key to a hotel, then you can hang around the lobby/pool/restaurant without being bothered. You can also get a free continental breakfast making up for the cash you had to slip to a bellhop to get the key.

Conversely, taking a sketch pad and pencil into a hotel and explaining that you're an art student looking for a place to sketch can give you the ability to hang around hotel lobbies.

[colourmayfade.livejournal.com]

I think the internet is your friend in case of true stalking, people post their plans on twitter and etc all the time. lol who are you stalking?

[gottalovev.livejournal.com]

well I never stalked per se, but if I see a celebrity I want to speak to, I go right to them... works very well for me! lol!

[haldoor.livejournal.com]

You make me giggle! I know nothing about stalking, I'm afraid so have no concrete advice, but I do wish you good luck! ;-)

[inthekeyofd.livejournal.com]

IF YOU ARE GOING TO MEET U2 I've met them all they are super nice, just go up and talk to them, seriously, or they'll come to you, that's what happened with me :)

and don't be surprised when you realize how small bono is in real life. :)

[tellshannon815.livejournal.com]

Considering that I have managed to walk past Prince William without even realising, I am the last person who can offer advice on stalking!