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[alliecat8]

BREAKING NEWS: I need to know how to stalk a celebrity. I swear if I catch them I'll be gentle. (so gentle that there's a 97% chance I'll pass out before I ever approach them and a 100% chance I'll die happy, right on the spot, if they speak to me) Is there anybody out there who knows how to stalk?

ETA: I just asked a large group of fangirls if they know how to stalk. If nobody answers me, I'm gonna LAUGH and POINT MY FINGERS and CALL YOU WUSSIES! ;)

Comments

[bittersweet325.livejournal.com]

If you have a key to a hotel, then you can hang around the lobby/pool/restaurant without being bothered. You can also get a free continental breakfast making up for the cash you had to slip to a bellhop to get the key.

Conversely, taking a sketch pad and pencil into a hotel and explaining that you're an art student looking for a place to sketch can give you the ability to hang around hotel lobbies.

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

This is the best reply I've seen because it involves actual, HANDS ON stalking. And bribery. Any lying your evil little head off to get your way. I tried to do this in the lobby of the Peabody in Memphis and no one threw us out, but we never saw who we were looking for. We did get to see the Duck Master parade the ducks up to their palace on the roof, though. And you have no idea what I'm talking about, do you. It's a thing that people only know about in the Deep South and then if you don't know about it you get banned. From the South.

Sadly, I only seem to stalk well at theaters.

[elliotsmelliot.livejournal.com]

I know the ducks! I stayed at the Peabody on a high school trip to Memphis. Speaking of stalking they were filming The Firm at the time and we kept our eyes peeled for Tom Cruise.

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

If they were filming, I guarantee he was staying there. Though they probably hid him with security guards and stuff. But you know the ducks!!! That maked you are an Honorary Southerner.

*Gives you the Scarlett O'Hara Icon of Southern Hospitality.*

[bittersweet325.livejournal.com]

I went to an art college in Georgia and we had a big film festival every year. So their was a fancy hotel downtown where all the guests stayed so it suddenly became the place everyone had to sketch for class that week lol.

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

The Peachtree. Am I right?

[bittersweet325.livejournal.com]

LoL...It was the Marshall House, actually, in Savannah.

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

Aw, wrong city. Savannah is SO much nicer than Atlanta, I'm glad you went to college there. :)