Could Armageddon be far behind?

[alliecat8]

Well! I have news! Apparently...I. Am. Pregnant. WAIT, WAIT, before you get all excited, let me explain: when Thing 2 was 2 years old it was apparent that when she is one of your children, two was the max. She was/is a full-time job. So, hubby got a vasectomy, or, as Thing 2 told her preschool teacher, "Daddy's getting his peepee cut off today." Ahem. Then a few years later I got a cyst and had to have a hysterectomy.

I had my pre-surgical lab-work done today for Monday's knee surgery and the doctor called me and said that my pregnancy test was positive. Erm. So I call hubby with the news because this is the natural progression of such things. He laughed his ass off...then called back and said he'd been thinking it over and we should be worried, because the only explanation is that I'm pregnant with the Antichrist. Because it must be supernatural. I mean, nobody in their right mind could call me the Virgin Allie. Even though I haven't (TMI ahead) had sex for three years (sighhhhhhhhhhhh), I was never holy. I mean, I sing in the choir and try to be nice to people and I assumed I was OK with the Universe...is some demon going to appear to me in a dream tonight to explain why I was chosen?

ETA: Wait. I was just in France and I did get hit on a couple of times - by 20-somethings, hee! - but I ran like hell from them. One did get his arms around me, though...I know the French have a reputation but could they really be THAT potent? And (here I am showing my nerdy side) I just have to quote Monty Python and say, "Where's the fetus gonna gestate? In a box?"

Comments

[eponine119.livejournal.com]

Nothing like mixed up bloodwork to reassure you!

Either that or it's the second coming and we are all so totally fucked! :D

[favoritedarknes.livejournal.com]

Oh my god! This can't be it! I have so much to do still XD

[halfdutch.livejournal.com]

Ha, admit it, it was Sawyer! You're finally having his baby! :)

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

Lol I never get hit on and once I went to France and I got hit on twice in two days. They totally live up to their reputation, they do.

Also uuuhm, should we get ready for the end of the world? ;) er seriously that's pretty strange O___o maybe it was mixed up? Though if it's really the second coming warn us in advance ;)

[haldoor.livejournal.com]

OMG! I totally feel like we're stepping into an episode of SOAP! These questions and many others will be answered on next week's episode! Oh, poor you! ;-) (and woe to the rest of us too!)

[adeline.livejournal.com]

Oh, did I fail to mention France also has magical properties?

Oops.