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[alliecat8]

You know how I cautioned you yesterday to never put anything on the Internet, because it will be there to haunt you forever? Nevermind. Nothing you (or I) could do would be as mortifying (and hilarious) as this:

http://www.cracked.com/article_19992_5-fan-fiction-sex-scenes-you-wont-believe-exist.html/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=newarticle&wa_ibsrc=fanpage

ETA: I decided I'd better go back and read all 5 just to make sure one of y'all *wouldn't've* written any of these, and actually (and strangely enough), I don't really see the problem with the Jonas Brothers one. I mean, aside from it's the Jonas Brothers...and a wee consentual bit o'statutory rape. The Band of Brothers are sexy and I'd slash them any day.

Comments

[bachlava.livejournal.com]

I'm amused that they think there's any sex scene that anyone wouldn't believe would exist in fanfiction. It's so charmingly 1990s of them.

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

It is naive, I agree. I wasn't exactly surprised, but the Teletubbies one was one of the strangest things I've ever seen in my life. It's too cracked to even be considered crackfic; that author should be, like, shunned and put away, lol.

[eponine119.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. That was actually pretty hilarious. I think the Tetris one was my favorite.

There's a Jonas bros/Lost fanfic out there somewhere if you are needing Jonases. ;)

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

I am most definitely NOT needing Jonases, I'm quite happy with thinking dirty thoughts about my Avetts - they meet the rules of the hook-up formula, which is half your age plus seven.

Now you've got me thinking who I could slash them with...it'd have to be other bands or it just wouldn't work for me (I couldn't have Seth arrested by my H5-0 boys for having that silly caterpillar on his lip, for instance, because it crosses genres and I'm - forgive the pun - anal about not doing that), and this I think would make me a part of bandom...what have you DONE???

[siluria]

Still scary!!! :)

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

And yet...you looked again, didn't you? Hee! ;D

[siluria]

Maybe ;)

[deej240z.livejournal.com]

Omg I couldn't stop laughing. Snape would not be amused, though. :D

I'm surprised there wasn't a Jonas Bros/Band of Bros/One Direction orgy fic. HA!

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised there wasn't a Jonas Bros/Band of Bros/One Direction orgy fic. HA!

LOL, now that you've suggested it, there WILL be! Shall I let you know if I happen to run across it? ;)

[deej240z.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! At first glance at your reply I thought you wrote thatyou would write one! Bwahaha

[xphile101.livejournal.com]

At least the author of the Jonas Brothers one could actually write. (Judging simply by the samples provided.)

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

I agree. There's stupid and then there's STUPID. The Jonas Bros. one doesn't qualify for the capital letters. ;)