The Etiquette of Boob Flashing, compiled by a genuine Southern Belle
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haldoor wanted to know what is so special about getting Mardi Gras beads. (Mardi Gras, if you're not from around these parts, is a big stinky party they hold on Bourbon Street in New Orleans every February for God knows why, but if you don't get throw-up on your shoes you haven't lived the full experience.) I thought it needed to be explained by EVERY Southerner who knows, even those who don't read the thread, so I posted it here. If you don't know, sit back a spell and getcherself learned. ;)
MY SOUTHERN PEEPS, PLEASE EXPLAIN TO MY FAVORITE KIWI (um, that would be haldoor) what is so special about those beads!!! Defend our boob-flashing honor, ladies! You may include moon pies in your statement, as well.
haldoor wanted to know what is so special about getting Mardi Gras beads. (Mardi Gras, if you're not from around these parts, is a big stinky party they hold on Bourbon Street in New Orleans every February for God knows why, but if you don't get throw-up on your shoes you haven't lived the full experience.) I thought it needed to be explained by EVERY Southerner who knows, even those who don't read the thread, so I posted it here. If you don't know, sit back a spell and getcherself learned. ;)MY SOUTHERN PEEPS, PLEASE EXPLAIN TO MY FAVORITE KIWI (um, that would be haldoor) what is so special about those beads!!! Defend our boob-flashing honor, ladies! You may include moon pies in your statement, as well.