alliecat8: (Sometimes Scream)
alliecat8 ([personal profile] alliecat8) wrote2010-01-30 10:38 pm
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to me, this is a crisis. to you, it means I can't exactly spam til I go to the dr.

In the interest of full disclosure, I must inform my readers (hee, that sounds so IMPORTANT! Y'all ARE important, also slightly nuts for reading this nonsense) that I FUCKING NEED GLASSES. OR I NEED FUCKING GLASSES. OR FUCK, I NEED GLASSES. Any way you look at it (bwahahahahahaha, I'm funny...not?) I can't see to read anymore. That means I can't see to type. HOW CAN A SPAM QUEEN DO HER SPAM DUTIES IF SHE CAN'T SEE??? I SEE NO CREATIVE SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM, MAYBE BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE SQUAT. That means that although I've been getting scripts for reading glasses for the last 3 years, I've been throwing them in the garbage but now I need to fill the next one. I mean, they look GREAT on some people but they make my face look like Barney without the purple. Also Barney doesn't wear glasses. Still, use your imagination. THIS CALLS FOR A TEMPER TANTRUM, BRB.
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[identity profile] eponine119.livejournal.com 2010-02-04 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
stop yelling at me.

i will read you review when it is up. and probably when i get home.

i have typed in lowercase to try to counteract the shouting.

[identity profile] alliecat8.livejournal.com 2010-02-04 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
awwww, do you really want me to be quiet? it changes my whole outlook on life and it's raining and i'm defying the rain and shouting feels good but sarah palin wouldn't shout so i'll just be quiet as a mouse here in my own little corner in my own little chair.

[identity profile] eponine119.livejournal.com 2010-02-04 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
NO I WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME SILLY. JUST NOT SHOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.

SARAH PALIN CAN BITE ME.

[identity profile] alliecat8.livejournal.com 2010-02-05 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Now you're shouting, and I'm confused. How should I speak, madame? asked Alice of the Queen.

[identity profile] eponine119.livejournal.com 2010-02-05 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
speak as you would be spoken to?

[identity profile] alliecat8.livejournal.com 2010-02-05 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I WON'T HOLD MY TONGUE

(your next line is OFF WITH HER HEAD, btw)

[identity profile] eponine119.livejournal.com 2010-02-05 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF with her head!

[identity profile] alliecat8.livejournal.com 2010-02-05 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Who cares for YOU? said Alice. You're nothing but a pack of cards!

At which point the whole pack rose up and came flying down upon her, and she tried to beat them off....

I am a bit concerned for Alice and this thread...should we rate it NC-17?

[identity profile] eponine119.livejournal.com 2010-02-05 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
I believe I shall politely avert my eyes and leave Alice alone with those cards...
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