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alliecat8In the interest of full disclosure, I must inform my readers (hee, that sounds so IMPORTANT! Y'all ARE important, also slightly nuts for reading this nonsense) that I FUCKING NEED GLASSES. OR I NEED FUCKING GLASSES. OR FUCK, I NEED GLASSES. Any way you look at it (bwahahahahahaha, I'm funny...not?) I can't see to read anymore. That means I can't see to type. HOW CAN A SPAM QUEEN DO HER SPAM DUTIES IF SHE CAN'T SEE??? I SEE NO CREATIVE SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM, MAYBE BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE SQUAT. That means that although I've been getting scripts for reading glasses for the last 3 years, I've been throwing them in the garbage but now I need to fill the next one. I mean, they look GREAT on some people but they make my face look like Barney without the purple. Also Barney doesn't wear glasses. Still, use your imagination. THIS CALLS FOR A TEMPER TANTRUM, BRB.
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Date: 2010-02-04 09:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-04 11:51 pm (UTC)SARAH PALIN CAN BITE ME.
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Date: 2010-02-05 12:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-05 01:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-05 01:47 am (UTC)(your next line is OFF WITH HER HEAD, btw)
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Date: 2010-02-05 01:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-05 04:34 am (UTC)At which point the whole pack rose up and came flying down upon her, and she tried to beat them off....
I am a bit concerned for Alice and this thread...should we rate it NC-17?
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Date: 2010-02-05 04:41 am (UTC)