to me, this is a crisis. to you, it means I can't exactly spam til I go to the dr.

[alliecat8]

In the interest of full disclosure, I must inform my readers (hee, that sounds so IMPORTANT! Y'all ARE important, also slightly nuts for reading this nonsense) that I FUCKING NEED GLASSES. OR I NEED FUCKING GLASSES. OR FUCK, I NEED GLASSES. Any way you look at it (bwahahahahahaha, I'm funny...not?) I can't see to read anymore. That means I can't see to type. HOW CAN A SPAM QUEEN DO HER SPAM DUTIES IF SHE CAN'T SEE??? I SEE NO CREATIVE SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM, MAYBE BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE SQUAT. That means that although I've been getting scripts for reading glasses for the last 3 years, I've been throwing them in the garbage but now I need to fill the next one. I mean, they look GREAT on some people but they make my face look like Barney without the purple. Also Barney doesn't wear glasses. Still, use your imagination. THIS CALLS FOR A TEMPER TANTRUM, BRB.

Comments

[eponine119.livejournal.com]

NO I WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME SILLY. JUST NOT SHOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.

SARAH PALIN CAN BITE ME.

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

Now you're shouting, and I'm confused. How should I speak, madame? asked Alice of the Queen.

[eponine119.livejournal.com]

speak as you would be spoken to?

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

I WON'T HOLD MY TONGUE

(your next line is OFF WITH HER HEAD, btw)

[eponine119.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF with her head!

[alliecat8.livejournal.com]

Who cares for YOU? said Alice. You're nothing but a pack of cards!

At which point the whole pack rose up and came flying down upon her, and she tried to beat them off....

I am a bit concerned for Alice and this thread...should we rate it NC-17?

[eponine119.livejournal.com]

I believe I shall politely avert my eyes and leave Alice alone with those cards...